What'd I tell you, readers? I knew Rita was going to follow her big sis Katrina's wake....and no doubt, going to up the ante on the destruction scale, too I'm willing to bet. So when the National Hurricane Center runs out of human names I have have a few suggestions:
Name them after board games, power tools, luncheon meats, cheeses, and under garments. Here are a few examples just to get you started: Hurricane Mystery Date, Hurricane Circular Saw, Tropical Storm Baloney, Tropical Storm Gorgonzolla, and Tropical Storm 44DD Bra. Yeah, let's see those glory-monger anchor people on the networks say those names and not laugh.
Screw the Greek alphabet, I say we have some fun with the Hurricane Name Game.